Here is a sample of what goes on ALL day long at my house. I am opening a pack of markers so we can do our workbooks.
Hudson: I want Blue.
Cannon: I want Blue.
Hudson: Blue is my favorite color. Cannon's favorite color is black.
Cannon: NO! My favorite color is blue. I said Blue first.
Hudson: No you didnt! I said Blue first.
...tears are starting... voices are rising...
Me: If you both fight over one color then we are never going to get to work in our books. Someone is going to have to pick a different color. There is no point in fighting over one because then no one has fun.
...calming down...breathing...thinking...
Cannon: MOM! I want blue only.
Hudson: NO! I SAID BLUE FIRST!
...in each other's face...getting ready to throw fists...yelling...
Me: Ok. You boys can fight over blue and I will put everything else away so no one can do any of our workbooks.
...sniffles...anger...
Hudson: Okay mom. I will take green.
Cannon: No, I want green!
Me (tryng to distract and divert now away from workbooks altogether): Hey, you know what? Let's go to the store and get some stuff to bake. Go pee and we will get in the car.
Hudson: I'm gonna pee first.
Cannon: No, I'm gonna pee first!
...both running to bathroom...crying...pulling pants down fast...missing toilet...
Hudson: I peed first!
Cannon: I peed longer!
Hudson: Well, I'm gonna go out the door first!
Cannon: MOM! Hudson said he's gonna go out the door first!
Me: We are all going out at the same time!
Cannon: HAHA!
Hudson: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I wanna go out first cuz I'm the biggest!
Cannon: I'm the biggest!
....pushing at the door...crying at the door...
I look at my watch and it is only 745am. Another long day.