What Hudson and Cannon Say

Hudson: Moooooom, Cannon is going to eat all the chips!
Me: Cannon cannot eat that entire bag of chips. It's too big. If he eats all those chips he will turn into a chip.
Hudson: Haha! Did you hear that Cannon? If you eat all those chips, you are going to turn into a chip. And then I will eat you.
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I whispered in Hudson's ear: Hudson, you look so big and handsome in those jeans you are wearing!
Hudson whispers back in my ear: Thanks mommy. You look..... seventy-two..... or seventy-one.

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I had to take a check into the kids school one day when they did not have school.
So I said to them in the car: I have to run inside school today to take a check in.
When I got back in, Cannon said: Did you give my teacher a chicken?
I laughed because I did say "Check in" and it sounds a lot like "Chicken".
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Cannon: Mom, did you know that Mahalo means Thank You in spanish?
Me: you mean, hawaiian?
Cannon: No, mahalo.

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Hudson: Mooooom! I know what to get Grandpa for Christmas! I am going to toot in a bag and wrap it up, and then when Grandpa opens it up, it will be stinky!